January 2010
December 2009
If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3 AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be the sun, not a planet.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be sea otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a pillow.
If I were a historical figure, I’d be Audrey Hepburn.
If I were a liquid, I’d be...
It is quite certain that in seeing the people who treat us so well despite their...
– Marie Antoinette
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
– Henry David Thoreau
Lego is an abbreviation of the two Danish words...
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Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
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joshruben:
hatstamp:
Italian composer wrote a song entirely in Gibberish to make it sound like he was singing in English (Apparently, this is what English sounds like to foreigners).
HA! This is like every joke Vince and I make on a daily basis condensed into 4 minutes.
jakeandamir:
Santa
The number four is the only number in the English...
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azizisbored:
The CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’ from One Tree Hill
I can’t recommend enough that you take 30 seconds and watch this. This is maybe the hardest I laughed since I saw the end of the midriff episode of Curb.